What did one wire say to the other wire? We are incompatible.
What animal needs to wear a wig? A Bald Eagle.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will Let it Go!
What is a dolphin’s favorite toy? A doll.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use Honey Combs!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.