Laugh Corner by Caleb, The Joke Reporter

3/14/2017

What did one wire say to the other wire? We are incompatible.
What animal needs to wear a wig? A Bald Eagle.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will Let it Go!
What is a dolphin’s favorite toy? A doll.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use Honey Combs!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

1 Comment

Mrs. Clark

3/17/2017 01:31:12 pm

Thanks guys!! I enjoyed so much reading about the safety patrol trip and all that happened! How funny about Isabella's phone! Also about how Mr. Forman had to take someone to the dr. for a food allergy! Great work also on the teachers of tomorrow club! It's an awesome career and I'm so happy that students take an interest in what we do everyday! :)
Great work!! 😍

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