Laugh Corner by Yuna and Angelia

What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spooketti 
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because you can see right through them
What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho Cheese
What did the Mushroom say to the Fungus? You’re a fun guy (Fungi)
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tube of toothpaste
What did one egg say to the other egg? Let’s get crackin!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
What did zero say to eight? Nice belt
What did the flag say to the pole? Nothing. It just waved
Where did the turkey go to dance? The Butterball
Which flower talks the most? Tulips because they have two lips
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it